NASS has recently been going crazy about Channel 4's sixth episode of the new series The Food Hospital, as one of the "patients" is a sufferer of ankylosing spondylitis. The premise of the show is, essentially, to find ways to treat various ailments and illnesses using different diets, thereby hopefully reducing the amount of medication that sufferers have to take. And I don't have a problem with that. What I do take issue with, however, is the *actual* programme. From the Exorcist-esque opening music and the bizarre panning takes of windows and bannisters, to the patronising and sensationalist "experts", The Food Hospital sets itself up to be lampooned and discredited.
Let's take a look at the AS sufferer, Kate: a professional photographer who suffers stiffness and pain in her back and neck, and the characteristic chest tightness which can make it hard to breathe (and in my case at least, sometimes make it difficult to wipe one's own arse). She is currently on non-steroidal anti-inflammatories (or NSAIDS in medicalese) which come with their own long list of side-effects. Instead of advocating a calcium and vitamin-D rich diet (AS sufferers are at risk of developing osteopenia, and consequently osteoporosis), or telling her to go and see a physiotherapist IMMEDIATELY, the GP and dietician decide to start Kate on a low-starch diet. At first glance, that doesn't seem too bad. Sort of like a cod-Atkins diet, and we all know how everyone agrees it's a safe way to lose weight...
The low-starch AS diet (also known as the London diet) is a somewhat controversial diet plan devised in response to an as yet unproven theory which states that when starch is eaten by a person with AS it is digested by Klebsiella bacteria. In response to this, the body is said to produce antibodies to attack the bacteria, but which also, as a by-product, attack collagens in the body, causing inflammation. Now, there are lots of success stories on the internet extolling the virtues of this diet. There are also stories telling you to infect yourself with tapeworms to cure your AS. The fact that someone has written about it on the internet does not proof make. Actual scientific evidence for the widespread success of this diet is circumstantial at best, and the fact that it is being given legitimacy by being advocated on telly is, in my humble opinion, irresponsible for the following reasons:
1. Fatigue.
Fatigue is one of the not-oft discussed symptoms of AS. If you cut out bread, potatoes, rice, couscous, quinoa, cereals, pulses, pastas etc, you are cutting out complex carbs which provide us with a LOT of energy. If you are falling asleep multiple times a day, and have no energy to do your exercises, I fail to see how cutting out the cornflakes is going to do you much good. This ties in with #2...
2. Depression
Another rarely discussed by-product of an AS diagnosis, and one which seems relatively common in the AS sufferers I have met, depression can lead to poor diet and low energy levels too.
3. Money
Buying shedloads of meat is expensive. Plus, if you are a veggie, you are probably going to have start at least eating fish, or you will probably die.
4.IT'S DANGEROUS
When a dietician tells you on TV that she wouldn't ever recommend this diet to a normal member of the public because a lack of the above-mentioned starchy foods can lead to bowel cancer and severe digestive problems, that's usually when alarm bells should start ringing. Combine this with the fact that there is a high rate of AS co-occurrence with Crohn's disease and I would, like Kate, be smiling and nodding, but I would also, unlike Kate, be backing away as fast as I could.
As the programme explained, there is no cure for AS, but there *are* drugs which significantly help, and in my case, they radically changed my life (THREE CHEERS FOR ANTI-TNF!). It's nice that for Kate at least, her flare-ups had reduced by half after six weeks on the diet (though considering the inherently variable nature of AS, where sufferers can dance around one day, but can barely walk the next, this is not necessarily a case of correlation = causation). However I find it pretty scary that a newly diagnosed AS sufferer could stumble upon this show and embark on something so unknown, dangerous and ill-advised as a result. Thanks a bunch, Channel 4.
Saturday, 10 December 2011
Friday, 2 December 2011
An interview with Frank Skinner
The Guardian G2 supplement interviewed English comedian Frank Skinner on 07/11/11, in which he mentions AS:
Normally I quite like Frank Skinner. I want to hear his bent double jokes now.
(Full interview here)Most embarrassing moment on stage?I once did a joke about people who are bent double. A guy shouted: "It's called ankylosing spondylitis"; turned out he had it. I said, "Well at least you'll never stand in dog shit." The audience sort of went with it, but it was tough one.
Normally I quite like Frank Skinner. I want to hear his bent double jokes now.
Remember, kids, old don't have to mean cute...
I'm 22, and was diagnosed with Ankylosing Spondylitis in 2010. Thanks to the combined wonders of an early diagnosis, physiotherapy, exercise and significant medical advances, I don't have to stare at the ground all day, which might have been my fate only a couple of decades ago. Instead I lead a fairly normal life, though I have to be careful about catching illnesses (my medication works by suppressing my immune system) and also about lifting things and staying in one position for too long.
Most of my close friends are aware of my situation, but I've always found it hard to divulge details of my condition to others I don't know so well. Reactions can vary enormously: one person I knew laughed her head off while choking out "But only OLD people get arthritis!", another, a medical student, greeted the news with a non-committal "Oh, right." The worst reaction, I'd always thought, was pity. Until today, that is.
For the past few weeks, I've been helping an elderly lady for a couple of hours a week. We'll call her 'S'. Today I went in to prepare her breakfast as her normal carer is on holiday: toast, muesli, nothing complicated. I knew that someone else, a friend of hers, would be arriving to help get her washed and dressed, and so when a woman around her seventies came in, I automatically assumed she'd be a lovely person. Wrong. We're going to call her 'B', and I'll leave it to your imagination as to why. After constantly berating me for washing out the kettle (I didn't realise people existed who thought limescale added flavour to tea) and kindly pointing out other assorted inadequacies in my breakfast-making, she mentioned that S's mattress could do with turning. Not wanting to give her another excuse to tell me off, but at the same time wary that I shouldn't commit myself to heavy lifting, I just nodded. What followed was a conversation that made me wonder where the bread knife was kept. A paraphrased version is provided below, for your viewing pleasure.
B: So you're the one with arthritis then [I had to tell S because of lifting things and pushing her wheelchair]
Me: Er, yes?
B: Have you tried not eating citrus fruits?
Me: No, but-
B: Oh well you should because I don't have arthritis but my brother and sister do and it's all because I'm so clever and realised that eating citrus fruits clearly causes arthritis and I can't eat lemon cake unless it's shop-bought because of the ingredients you see they don't use actually lemon juice, just the oil from the skins.
Me: Okay, but-
B: It's very good you know. Pain-free.
Me: (finally getting a word in edgeways and trying not to make that word as rude as possible) Well I've got medication for it which is very good.
B: Hmm, well. (clearly thinking it can't be as good as giving up oranges) I'd try it, though I expect it's too late for you.
Thanks B, I had no idea that it was as simple as that. And thanks also for patronising me and then telling me that actually the miracle doesn't apply to me because I'm basically done for anyway. If only my parents hadn't brought me up to eat satsumas, I might be lifting mattresses all day long and not complaining that my legs are giving me gyp.
If someone tells you they've been diagnosed with cancer, you don't go all Daily Mail on them and list all the things they should eat/not eat, how they should throw away their mobile phones or stop rubbing up against asylum seekers, so why with people who have chronic illnesses? They probably know all that anyway. Come on. Give us some credit.
Anyway, I'd best leave it there for today.
Take care, world.
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